a man wrote an article about this mysterious new Fan Fiction craze, and oh boy did we all learn a lot from it.
Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor
sad soldier cuddle puddle
based on these tweets from earlier:
S: It’s been almost ten years since we did [Lord of the Rings].
V: It was ‘99 when we met. October 1999 when we first went to Wellington. It’ll be ten years this autumn and I remember it was windy and rainy when I met Sean. We were both like fish out of water.
S: We were both like, “What the fuck are we doing here?”
V: We went to the Green Parrot often. It was nice, regular working man’s dinner. You could have a bite. And this is how long ago that movie was made—you were still allowed to smoke in the restaurant. Not that we smoked…
S: We didn’t like the Hobbits very much at first. We got to like them in time.
V: We had to keep them down. Like wild animals.
S: Very vicious creatures. We got on well eventually. But we stuck together, Viggo and me.
V: Then you died and left me holding the bag.
S: That was a great scene though. I enjoyed that scene.
V: They did change things from the book. Why couldn’t they just leave him alive until the end?
S: Yeah, why couldn’t I just get wounded?
V: We could’ve had so much fun when I became king!Empire Awards. March 29, 2009. London.
Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book
everyone knows that the element of surprise has an atomic weight of 0.0
Annie’s Mailbox, 9 July 2014:Dear Annie: I read your response to “Concerned Old Man in West Hills,” who didn’t understand why his niece was upset when he told her she was fat. You said it was rude to comment on one’s appearance. Why in hell do you think pointing out that someone is fat is so…
Emily Post’s Etiquette Daily, 23 July 2014:Q: My nephew, who is gay, just got married in Massachusetts. do I send a card or a gift or both? How do I acknowledge the event?
Who even knows? Gay people are aliens, their customs may be very different from ours. Better not risk it.
On my second day in the new town, I went to Best Buy to buy a telephone. In the store, I asked a salesperson, “Do you have old fashioned telephones as opposed to cellular phones?” He knew exactly what I meant and pointed me in the right direction.
I have a landline in my new apartment because,…